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1、你抓周拿到的是鍵盤嗎？ Did you get the keyboard when you were grabbing the week? 2、你很會下廚吧，看你挺會添油加醋的。 You're good at cooking, right? You're good at adding oil and vinegar.  3、臭泥鰍，沾點(diǎn)海水還真把自己當(dāng)海鮮了。 Stinky loach, with a little sea water, really treats itself as seafood. 4、我要是收破爛的，絕對稀罕你。 If I take in rags, I'll never miss you.  5、你智商還停留在胎教水平吧！ Your IQ is still at the level of prenatal education! 6、我就不明白繩子太長就會打結(jié)，而你的舌頭卻不能。 I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't.  7、腦子是個(gè)日用品，希望你不要把它當(dāng)成裝飾品。 Brain is a commodity. I hope you don't take it as an ornament. 8、豆腐有腦，你卻沒有。 Tofu has brain, but you don't.  9、你用的是什么牌的垃圾袋，這么能裝。 What brand of garbage bag do you use? It can hold. 10、給你留面子的前提，是你首先得有腦子。 The premise of saving face is that you have to have a brain first.  11、上輩子是條毛巾吧！這么擰巴。 Last life was a towel, right! It's so hard. 12、我只想罵人，不想罵你。 I just want to curse, not you.  13、如果有哪句話傷到你了，請告訴我，我再說一遍。 If any words hurt you, please let me know and I'll say it again. 14、靠別人的嘴了解我，你的腦袋是用來增高的嗎？ Do you know me by other people's mouth? Is your head used for heightening?
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